Pre made hampers
To Celebrate Wovenlane's 1st birthday, get 20% OFF your order with the code: birthday20
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$14.99
The perfect parenting companion… Not suitable for children.
Mums and Dads have always yearned for a rule book, a hitchhikers’ guide if you will, that spelled out for them how to raise their children properly so they grow up to be well-rounded, decent and likeable adults. Well, that book doesn’t exist. And it never will. So, why not read this one instead? We won’t bullshit you with lies. We’re here to make you laugh. The Little Book of Shit Baby Names … and Other Pearls of Parenting Wisdom is the ideal antidote to a long day of looking after those little versions of yourself. This tiny tome is the perfect pick-me-up once you’ve dropped the kids off at school or put the baby down to sleep. This book will make you feel better if only because it’ll teach you alternative, and perverted, lyrics to ‘Wheels on the Bus’. Packed to the gills with hilarious jokes on all things baby-related, from how to avoid choosing a shit baby name, through to scores of bite-size parenting wisdom that may one day save your sanity from leaking out of your ears.
Orange Hippo | Hardcover | 11.9cm x 14.3cm x 1.9cm
In stock
With our fast local delivery if you place your order by 6pm (Mon-Fri) we’ll have it delivered the very next day!
Our custom cards are a beautiful addition that allows you to send a personalised message alongside your hamper.
Each Woven Lane Hamper is thoughtfully crafted, and filled with amazing products from Australian Businesses.
To celebrate our first birthday, we’re gifting you a 20% OFF coupon code for a limited time only. The coupon code ‘birthday20’ can be applied at the cart or checkout page to apply the discount. This coupon code works on all products excluding alcoholic products and hampers that include alcoholic products. Happy shopping from the Wovenlane team!!
